I hate blogs

I hate blogs and I hate bloggers and I hate livejournal and people who have livejournals. I hate a lot of people. I might hate you for one reason or another. That doesn't mean that we're not friends -- it just means you piss me off sometimes.

I hate when people refer to livejournals as "LJ." It's a fucking diary, morans, it's not a look into the depths of your soul.

I used to have a blog, like, three years ago, and I did all the HTML-ing by hand. Back then it was cool. It used to be all made-up stuff too, but people couldn't tell that I was making stuff up, and everyone was like "Why are you so sad all the time?" I was like "Yeah, shut up and read it, and then talk to me, idiot. Do you see my name on that shit anywhere? No? Good. Now shut up and finish making my sub."

Now blogs and livejournals are piles of crap because every monkey has their own crap-assed blog that explains how "they're really a sensitive soul" or says cheap crap like "I don't want to say too much about this, but last night was good" and then make in-jokes to idiots using initials.

Fuck that noise.

I'm going to use names. I'm going to post while drunk. I'm going to say things I regret. I'm going to post pictures of stuff (assuming my camera still works). I'm not going to hide beside some lame pseudonym to give me a degree of anonymity. I'm Joel, dammit. Joelg is the closest thing to a nickname you'll get out of me. Or maybe Devastator, but that's just because it shows how much I rule, and how I'm going to devastate people that get in my way.