Apostrophicatastrophe!!
Hate them.
Hate them all together.
I'm going to use wherever the hell I wan't, even if Grammar Gods don't like it.
Or maybe I wont use them at all.
So, in summary, go to hell apostrophe.
Signed,
The WORLD
I'm joelg. I live on PEI. I graduated from UPEI with an honours BA in English a few years ago. I'm an award-winning author, and a manager at a local call center. I'll also eat you alive at trivia, so don't even bother.
4 Comments:
Hey Joel. I know I hate misuse of the apostrophe with a hatred that burns with the fire of a thousand suns, but what has the apostrophe done to you lately to cause you to unleash this venom?
Don't hate the a'p's't'r'o'p'h'e. hate the people who don't know the difference between "it's" and "its" and the parents who name their kids Sha'Twata and La'Quipha.
I posted something on Fark and accidentally -- completely accidentally -- used an improper apostrophe. So now I look like a moran.
You know what's even worse than apostrophes? When you don't update your blog in like two months!!!
I mean...
You know whats even worse than apostrophe's? When you dont update you're blog in like two month's!!!
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